BREAKING NEWS: The Chav's Lord's Prayer, bought to you on this very blog back in 2008 has been looted in the recent riots.
Various altered versions have been flying around the 'net, renamed The Rioter's Prayer.
Here's some of the altered versions (lines altered by the virtual looters in bold!)
Our father, who art in prison, only mum knows his name, thy Riots come, read it in the sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London, give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us, lead us not into
employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the Spliff, the Blackberry & the Lager, forever and ever...Innit
Our father, who art in prison, even my mum knows not his name. Thy rioting done, you'll read about it in the Sun, in Birmingham much as it is in London. Give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us for being true wanker's, as we forgive those who got ASBOS against us. Lead us not to an employment situation but deliver free housing. For thine is the petrol bomb, the plunder & its glories, forever and ever...I'm a dickhead