The Chav's Lord's Prayer

Our Father, who art in prison,

even mum knows not His name,

thy chavdom come

you'll read The Sun,

In Exmouth which is in Devon

Give us this day our welfare bread,

and forgive us our ASBOs

as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us

lead us not into employment

but deliver us free housing

for thine is the chavdom,

the burberry and the Bacardi,

for ever and ever

Our Kevin