Monday, 31 March 2008

Rock Puns

Welcome to the All True Rock Puns Challenge! There's no prizes, apart from the simple joy of visual puns ;-)

See if you can guess the bands these pictures represent:






6. This one might be tricky as this band only existed for a few months so you've probably never heard of them, but I liked 'em ;-)

That's all folks! If you're stuck on any, don't be afraid to comment and I'll see if I can give you a clue ;-)

Monday, 24 March 2008

Gordon Brown

To the tune of "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers:

Gordon Brown, dancing around
Brings me down yes my country he runs
day and night
ready to fight
always a frown, its Gordon Brown

Question time just like the last
Primeministership ending too fast
too many pies
glares with glass eyes

Gordon Brown in his unkemptness
to ripe ages he's heading

minster hooray
stays for a day
Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Always a frown
With Gordon Brown
Always a frown
With Gordon Brown

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Merry Eggmas!

Here's a special Easter treat for you all - a hand-made Easter card made by me.. an eggy self-portrait no less...what could be better? Don't answer that...just enjoy!

Merry Eggmas everyone!

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The Chav's Lord's Prayer

Our Father, who art in prison,

even mum knows not His name,

thy chavdom come

you'll read The Sun,

In Exmouth which is in Devon

Give us this day our welfare bread,

and forgive us our ASBOs

as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us

lead us not into employment

but deliver us free housing

for thine is the chavdom,

the burberry and the Bacardi,

for ever and ever

Our Kevin