I was reading Dawn of the Dumb today, a collection of Charlie Brooker's inspired rantings from his Guardian column.
Here's a quote which is all true:
"it won't be long before we see crazed terrorists scampering through the streets toting AK-47s, drilling pedestrians to sausagemeat with big beatific grins on their faces. Well where's the challenge in that, you pussies? It's far too one-sided. Obviously, harbouring belief in any kind of religion whatsoever betrays a crushing lack of imagination, but really, that's pathetic - like stamping on ants"
You can dip yourself further into Mr Brooker's bile-stream here: