Paleyontology - the study of how prehistoric life was obviously designed by God.
Gould-mining - the deliberate misquoting of evolutionary scientists to make them appear to reject evolution.
Dembskiing - practicing the theory that it's all down hill, and that going up hill (in terms of complexity or information) is impossible, without a divine ski-lift. see also Irreducible Mendacity
Ham sandwich - can refer to Answers In Genesis, or anything else equally tasteless with Ken Ham in the middle of it
DissComfort - what you will want to do if you listen to his attempt to use the banana as an example supernatural intelligent design
Captain's Log - refers to any specific example of the verbal excreta from the mouth of "Captain" Kirk Cameron
VenomFangExcommunicated - banned from VenomFangX's forum or prevented from commenting on his Youtube videos
Tony Blaaaeuurgh - the noise produced when vomiting at faith-heads who spew vacuous platitudes to fawning crowds of their fellows
Crocoduck - Creationist weapon against evolution, see also croc-o-sh*t
Al McGrath Generator - a device for producing increasingly vague theology
Natural Selection - a collection of cosmetic products from the new Darwin 200 range, available in all good shops
Palin-drome - A concept that is utterly devoid of merit whatever way you look at it. (created by SixxSixxSixx over at RichardDawkins.net )
Genesis - Gollum's way of pronouncing the word "genes"
Green fingers - The hand gestures that people make when they see Stephen Green (created by SixxSixxSixx)
Bowling Green - a strong and partially irrational desire to throw Christian fundamentalists at pins.
The Book Of Genesis - A silly idea that people should have forgotten about a long, long time ago. See also Phil Collins. (created by SixxSixxSixx)
hovindian - ridiculous; scientifically illiterate on a massive scale, see Hovind Scale
Ted Haggaring - Negotiating your drug costs with a male prostitute (by Dinoboy)
Tedhaggarred - a state of exhaustion after successfully Ted Haggaring, see also tedded
Phelps - 1 -the opposite of "helps" 2 - One who hates cigarettes
Schindler's televangeList - a non-existent film with a historically unverified premise, wherein Schindler made a list of televangelists, rounded them up, and traded them for the lives of the innocent Schindlerjuden.
Moroni - plural of "moron", applied specifically to members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Trinity - most ridiculous term for conveying the notion that there is only one god yet devised.
Jesus - A popular name in MexicoNativity - not to be confused with naivete
Geology - it rocks!
Easter - obsolete, was cancelled when they found the body
Communion - a cannibalistic act involving wine (esp. Chianti), not actually a contraction of Communist Union
Wascal's Pager - a device Jonathan Ross employs for communications purposes, not to be confused with Pascal's Wager
Cathalcoholism - damaging addiction to either the Pope or alcohol, see Catholicism and alcoholism
The Blair Necessities - insubstantial and meaningless things, such as spin and faith; one who considers these things are important and better suited to direct our actions than rational thought
Benstein - The opposite of Einstein; lacking capacity for brilliance or scientific understanding, irrational & uninspiring
Al Franken-Stein - two comedians (one intentionally), both potentially competing for the 2016 US presidential election
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