Lazy Reviews & Brilliant Epitaphs

Lazy Reviews:

Tim Minchin - "A young Mick Hucknall..... on acid!"

Bill Bailey - "A Westcountry man.... on acid!"

Vinegar - "Acid.... on chips!"



Brilliant Epitaphs:

"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan

"..but who's the world going to revolve around now?" - Tim Minchin

Shameless begging: Need a mobile phone?

Apparently I get £50 if you buy a contract mobile phone from mobiles.co.uk (part of the Carphone Warehouse) using the link below ('cos I just bought one from there myself):

http://www.mobiles.co.uk/refer.aspx?refer=cust665880

So if you want a new contract mobile, do it using that link and you could make me rich... go on, you know you want to!

They're quite cheap too, and you can get a free PS3, Wii or Laptop with some of them...bargain!

Smoke Hate

Marlboro Baptist Church don't like roll-ups or roll-up enablers!
They can burn in hell, but even there they can't burn properly, unlike a real Marlboro™ cigarette which burns smooth and clean in any locale!